Clear signals via Telegram
Get entry and exit alerts straight to your phone, written in plain, direct language.
PORTFOLIO MANAGEMENT · NO COMPLICATIONS
Find order in the chaos of the market.
Clear signals sent straight to your Telegram, a simple routine to follow, and full control of your portfolio in an Excel built for you. No experience needed. No stress. No hours lost staring at a chart.
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Investors in the channel
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Market monitored
0jargon
Plain explanations
Live signal
BTC / USDT
LONG
Entry62.450
Target64.900
Stop61.100
Portfolio Excel updated
New signal received
WHY JOKER INVEST
Investing without being an expert is finally possible
You don't need to know how to read a chart, or spend your evenings glued to market news. We do that work for you and hand it to you as simple guidance.
Zero experience required
Step-by-step guidance designed for people who have never traded before. Start today, no learning curve.
Save hours of analysis
We watch the markets 24/7 so you don't have to. Your time, back in your hands.
Total control of your portfolio
An Excel template to log every move and see your progress at a glance, no complicated formulas.
Active community
Ask questions and share your experience with other investors inside the same channel.
Effortless discipline
Simple guidance helps you avoid impulsive decisions and the typical mistakes of investing alone.
THE PROCESS
Three steps. Zero complications.
01
Join the channel
Get access to our private Telegram channel in under two minutes, nothing odd to install.
02
Get the signal, follow the plan
Every signal includes entry, target and stop, explained in plain human language. You decide, informed.
03
Control your portfolio
Log your trades in the Excel and see your progress without opening twenty different tabs.
SERVICES
Everything you need, in one place
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Core service
Signals via Telegram
Entry, target and stop alerts sent in real time, with the reasoning behind each call explained simply.
- Entry, target and stop with every signal
- Instant notification, no delays
- Plain-language explanation, no jargon
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Add-on
Portfolio tracking Excel
A ready-to-use template where you log every trade and see your performance, exposure and progress without wrestling with formulas.
- P&L and exposure calculated automatically
- Portfolio growth chart
- No complicated formulas to set up
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Coming soon
Personalized coaching
1-on-1 sessions to review your portfolio and answer specific questions about your situation.
- Dedicated 1:1 video session
- Full review of your portfolio
- Flexible scheduling, at your pace
RESOURCES
The tools we use
Full transparency: this is exactly what we use ourselves, every day.
Quantfury
The only broker we use for this kind of investing. Real-time spot prices from global exchanges, no commissions.
Create a Quantfury accountInvite code: 5C6G2R28 — with it, we both get a free stock.
Kast
This is how we spend our USDT directly, without any hassle.
Join KastInvite code: HD9ZZQJA
* Referral links — if you sign up through them, we may receive a reward.
REAL RESULTS
No hype, no names. Just numbers.
Real members, different risk profiles, the same discipline all year round.
We don't promise signals every day — we promise to act only when it's truly worth it.
PRICING
Choose your level of support
Two ways to follow the plan, depending on how much direct support you need.
Basic
47
USDT/mo
- Entry, target and stop signals via Telegram
- Portfolio tracking Excel
- Access to the channel and community
- Plain, jargon-free explanations
Premium
99
USDT/mo
- Everything in Basic
- Direct access to me, personal communication
- Close, hands-on portfolio support
- Reviews and adjustments based on your situation
REFERRAL PROGRAM
A free month for both of you
Bring someone into the channel: their first month is free, as proof of trust. If they decide to stay, you get a free month too.
- 01
Talk to the person you want to invite and ask them to mention your Telegram username when joining.
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Their first month is completely free — so they can try the management with zero commitment.
- 03
If they decide to stay, you get a free month too on your own subscription. No referral limit.
TESTIMONIALS
What people already following the plan say
* Sample testimonials — will be replaced with real client reviews.
★★★★★
“I had never invested in anything, and now I fully understand what's happening with my money. The signals are crystal clear.”
★★★★★
“What I value most is the time it saves me. I get the signal, I follow it, done. No spending the afternoon staring at charts.”
★★★★★
“I'd wanted to start investing for years but it intimidated me. With guidance this simple I lost the fear.”
CONTACT
Let's talk
Tell us about your situation and we'll explain how the channel and the rest of the services work. No commitment.